Happy December, Everyone!
A lot of people enjoyed our recent post, Weird Stock Photos: A Web Design Industry Secret, so we decided to do a holiday edition! We hope you enjoy these weird and wonderful holiday-themed stock photos.
Christmas Fire Safety
This illustration looks so much like a a public service announcement that I can only assume it’s meant to warn people that Christmas trees are flammable. DON’T USE REAL CANDLES, PEOPLE! How many times do I have to say it?
Hanukkah Fire Safety
Dear cartoon Hasidic man: next time you’re carrying a menorah on public streets (I see that umbrella!), don’t light it first. Plus, you’re holding it awfully close to your hair. (Also, the label on this photo is: "a Jewish menorah in hat with hands." No.)
Even Skeleton Santa wants to dance in the snow.
We knew it! The trees and presents are plotting against us. The elves must be behind it.
Hot Dog Reindeer
There are lots of jokes to be made about this photo, but I just keep coming back to Melanie’s comment about this photo: “Are those hot dogs?”
Riding the Golden Dreidel
This is one of a large series of golden-man-riding-dreidel photos. I like this one because he looks like he’s trying to use it for surfing.
“Look What I Made”
Fine, that ornament is pretty impressive. But she just looks so pleased with herself!
Coming soon to stores near you, complete with tiny dog and sparkler.
Ugh, the Holidays
Maybe she didn’t like the fruitcake.
What’s on Your Mind, Hipster Santa?
The title of this photo as listed by the photographer: “Portrait of Santa Claus showing billboard.” None of that is true.
Monster Santa is being pursued by his rabid sack of presents. Hardly a time for apathy, but whatever.